Posted by: Ryan McDonald | August 10, 2008

George Lucas disses Shia LaBeouf and vows to destroy Star Wars… again.

Showing that he’s still a giant wiener after all these years, George Lucas pumped himself (and ANOTHER revamped Star Wars) up while bringing down Shia LaBeouf, the internet and Brad and Angelina.

From SFGate,

“He is Indiana Jones,” Lucas said of [Harrison] Ford. “If Indiana Jones wasn’t in it, you’d have to call it ‘Mutt Williams and the search for Elvis.’ … Yeah, it’s ‘Mutt Williams and the Search for Elvis.’ “

“The franchise really depends on me coming up with a good idea,” Lucas said. “And that series is very research-intensive. So we’re doing research now to see if we can’t come up with another object for him to chase … hopefully we’ll come up with something.”

Alien head? WTF

Alien head? WTF

Yeah… I loved how they did so much research on the history of the real crystal skull mystery and then produced a movie which had NOTHING to do with them.

Of course, what interview with Lucas wouldn’t be complete without… A completely new and re-bastardized version of the Original Star Wars Movies! Yay!!

Lucas plans a live-action “Star Wars” TV series as well, and he’s also looking into re-releasing the six “Star Wars” films using new 3-D technology.

Great… Destroy and taint the most cherished series of movies (House Party I, II and III excepted) for my generation why dont’cha? Maybe there will be a hastily animated wedding scene between Han and Leia before their kiss. (Can’t teach kids about passion and romance with marriage, can we?) Ooooh Ooooh! I can’t wait to see if he can sneak in JarJar’s son into the Cantina scene somewhere. Y’know, to tie the whole series together… *ugh!*


  1. Ryan The Mighty, you are the official voice of all those whose hearts were broken by Episode 1 and are still bitter towards George about it. You represent millions of disenfranchised Star Wars nerds. …It’s hard to believe you’re a Jedi Priest!

  2. I took a solemn vow to uphold the Jedi creed and the true virtues of the force, not to bend over and blindly take whatever Lucas wants to shove up there in the name of his expanding ego and fattened pocketbook.

    We didn’t even have to take the Jedi creed, remember? The leader of the Temple of the Jedi order never came on the show and I had to baptize you in the name of Yoda and the Holy Saber instead. I railed on Jediism and we still got our certificates in the mail anyway… That shows you that the force WANTS me to do this work…

    It’s not a choice Nar, it is my destiny…

  3. Oh, we still said the Jedi Creed on air the day we were supposed to be ordained, because we came with lightsabers and shit, ready to fulfill our destinies. HA! Left at the altar by a bunch of Jedi Priests! WTF???

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