Posted by: Ryan McDonald | May 15, 2008

Geek Chic that would make PeeWee Herman cringe.

While waiting at the dentist office a bit ago I was leafing through their copy of Men’s Vogue (yes, I try to keep up on how unstlyish I truly am to adjust my already-skewed body image correctly out of whack) and came across a startling realization: Nerds like me ARE stylish… in Milan!

Doesn't look very hetero to me...

The above atrocity is from the Etro Spring 2008 line and there’s plenty more of the same “fashion” where that came from.

Seriously check that shit out! Is there ANY way you could wear that out in public and NOT get a wedgie by every jock, prep and mathlete you run into?

The full collection is available at where you can hang your jaw in disbelief at what passes for style today… I’m not even going to mention the man-purses and the paisley banana hammocks…

If this is what’s in style, then I am at the height of my game! Boo-yah!


  1. Oh my Nerd! Some of these outfits remind me of dish of spumoni… Where did I put my sunglasses?

  2. Who broke in to my closet?
    I’m filling a fashion police report.

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