Posted by: Nar Williams | April 1, 2008

Wachowskis to Remake Matrix Sequels The Right Way

The Matrix 

Get ready, kids — it’s The Martix Trilogy we always wanted!

Just last week on the Nerdvana Live Show we were discussing the best sci-fi films ever. No one seemed to agree with me that The Matrix belongs in the top five. Their reasoning? The two sequels, Reloaded and Revolutions ruined the first one for them. While I disagree and still believe the original Matrix is one of the best sci-fi (and action) movies ever, I conceded the point that the sequels sucked balls.

Which is what makes this news so amazing. The Brothers have decided to RE-MAKE The Matrix sequels, in order to bring them up to par with the original! A spokesman said, “Andy and Larry think the best thing to do for their story and the universe they created is to go back and re-tool the sequels, in an effort to make them less boring, bewildering, pretentious, and lame.”

More after the break.

I’m sure you’ve figured out this is a cruel April Fool’s joke. Come on, did I get you for a second? Alas, if only this was true…


Responses

  1. I KNEW it was a prank, but this little voice in my head said, “But what if it ISN’T?” DAMN YOU LITTLE VOICE!

  2. Thats a good one Nar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Next time, I must to pay attention to the date of the posts I found out in the internets 😥

  4. Maybe the Wachowski brothers will take a page off of Lucas and create a TV show. Or even an animated movie.

    I know, castle in the sky, but still…


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