Posted by: Ryan McDonald | February 29, 2008

Gwyneth Paltrow… in Hoover-vision!

Remember the movie “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow”? Remember how it was amazing to look at, but there was this odd sucking sound at times? I ran the anomaly through the computer here on the Tesla Spaceship Mainframe and found an odd pattern… It seems that the movie’s high suckness levels were directly in proportion to the time Gwyneth Paltrow was on screen.

After watching the new Iron Man trailer, I cringed when Gwyneth showed up on screen. (Watch at :55 in and behold as the remote next to your computer is drawn two inches closer by the Hoover-vision of her flat acting.)

I am definately looking forward to this flick. Hopefully the love interest plotline will be as benign in Iron Man as it was in Batman Begins… Only time will tell…


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