Posted by: Nar Williams | February 21, 2008

Congrats, Florida! You’re 150 Years Late!

Evolution

Florida’s Board of Education has finally decided the phrase “scientific theory of evolution” can be used in their classrooms. This is the first time ever.

Depressed yet? Wait — there’s more! A Gallup poll released in June said America is evenly split over whether evolution is true.

Wait, wait — don’t puke at America’s collective retardation just yet. There are four major presidential candidates left in the presidential primary race. One of them doesn’t believe in evolution. Yes, it’s Mike Hick — I mean, Huckabee; and no, it’s not 1856. It’s 2008. Grow up, monkeys!


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